See the skunk to your right? Yeah, I wish skunks would really do that... especially the one that visits my backyard every night. I decided to name him Lars, since I hate this skunk as much as I hate Lars Ulrich. Ok, so anyway, according to articles I've read... skunks are actually reluctant to use their wonderful spray that smells like a thousand asses (read about it here). Its just an unfortunate shame that it doesnt apply to the skunk that visits my backyard... it loves to abuse its spraying power. So much for leaving my window open in the evening to let some nice fresh air in. I'm sure there are people out there that feel my pain. Someone needs to make a rainbow/skunk hybrid. Or at least a sugar/spice/everything nice/fairy dust/skunk hybrid. Because then you'll get something similar to the picture you see to the right, and who wouldn't want THAT? Come on, scientists are even smarter nowadays, they'll figure out something.